Love funny Quotes 10

                                                     Love funny Quotes 10

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy."
4. "I'm not old, I'm just chronologically gifted."
5. "I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition."
6. "I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours."
7. "I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned and vertically challenged."
8. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just lost in my own awesomeness."
9. "I'm not bossy, I'm the boss."
10. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right and you're wrong."